Sunday, July 1, 2012

Why did Max Wilson move to San Francisco?

I know that Maxwell Wilson from New Dynamic English moved to San Francisco for college, but why San Francisco? Why can't he just study back in Portland, or any other city? I tried to ask people on omegle about this, and this is what they answered.

QUESTION: There's this man from Portland, OR who moved to San Francisco for college. Why San Francisco? Why can't he just study back in Portland, or any other city?


Stranger 2: because f*** you
Stranger 2: maybe hes tired of portland
Stranger 1: weather

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Stranger 2: Because he paid for his dorm already.
Stranger 1: What are you trying to accomplish with this question?
Stranger 2: Not my q.
Stranger 1: OH!
Stranger 1: You think so???
Stranger 1: I am so very informed thanks to you
Stranger 2: Maybe? People write the stupidest things in that box up there.
Stranger 1: Okay. Thanks

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Stranger 1: Because he liked the college in San Fran better?
Stranger 2: Cause, San Fran is awesome?
Stranger 1: Because Portland is a terrible s***hole?
Stranger 2: ^
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: There's A.) it's a s*** hole, B.) it's a awesome college.
Stranger 2: A or B
Stranger 1: C) all of the above.
Stranger 2: Or both perhaps.
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 2: I agree.
Stranger 1: Rock on, Stranger!

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Stranger 2: Because Portland is a s****y place.

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Stranger 2: San Fran is amazing who wouldn't want to?

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Stranger 2: Nope
Stranger 2: Say you wanted to study theoretical physics
Stranger 1: Because he loves San Francisco, not you, WHY CAN'T YOU COMPREHEND THAT?
Stranger 2: But at an advanced level, and at a respected college

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Stranger 2: Portland sucks
Stranger 2: The people smell

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Stranger 2: because he wants to f*** people from san francisco and not people from portland. ok.

(LOL Karen definitely)


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Stranger 1: LOKI'DDDDDDD

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Stranger 1: Cuzz he doesnt want to
Stranger 2: He wants to see other ppl obvieslly
Stranger 1: You obviously dont know how to spell "obviously"
Stranger 2: You obvesle need to shut the f*** up and put the ' in "dont"

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Stranger 2: well i'm moving to London to go to collage.. so i'm right there with him.!
Stranger 1: maybe san fran has a better school for his preffered major ..
Stranger 2: only.. i'm moving out of country.. so a tad difrent.
Stranger 1: yeah very different
Stranger 2: maybe.. lmao

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Stranger 1: Maybe better schools?
Stranger 2: BECAUSE HE HAS DIABETES

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Stranger 1: Maybe it's better for his degree?
Stranger 2: Or it's more enetertaing?
Stranger 1: There's a lot of reasons.
Stranger 2: Yeah, like maybe his girlfriend or wife lives in San Francisco
Stranger 1: See? Why does it matter anyway?
Stranger 2: Im not sure. Why does he even go to college at all?
Stranger 1: Yeah I mean he's moving to San Francisco, are we even sure this is for college?

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Stranger 1: cheap weed
Stranger 2: cause the school in portland sucked?
Stranger 2: and yes stranger it is cheaper here^
Stranger 1: haha. i knew it.
Stranger 2: haha and all over the place even half the cops smoke it xD and we all know

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Stranger 2: fair enough lol

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Stranger 2: boring
Stranger 1: Um
Stranger 1: That's a pretty dumb question
Stranger 2: so what do you look for in the other sex
Stranger 1: He may have wanted to study in a special field, and San Fransico had the best school

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Stranger 1: Because he likes san francisco better obviously
Stranger 1: I live in chicago, but would rather live in Florence
Stranger 2: you have too much free time on your hands
Stranger 1: big deal?
Stranger 1: There was probably a better college in San Fran, anyhow
Stranger 2: is this a real question?
Stranger 1: I seriously hope not
Stranger 1: It's pretty dumb
Stranger 2: my brain….
Stranger 2: cannot comprehend….
Stranger 1: How stupid...
Stranger 1: He must be....
Stranger 2: oh well! no need to insult our dear host
Stranger 1: Forgive me
Stranger 1: I'm in a slightly ill temper
Stranger 2: you are forgive my friend! :)
Stranger 1: You see I burnt myself second degree multiple times today
Stranger 1: and am a little frustrated at life
Stranger 2: why in the world would you do that?!
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 1: it's the fine sport of cooking!
Stranger 1: my stupid grill dropped a hot coal on my foot
Stranger 2: and after the first time you didn't learn that the grill dropped coals??
Stranger 1: No no
Stranger 1: I was closing the air vent
Stranger 1: to put out the fire
Stranger 1: and that thing too was apparently blazing hot
Stranger 1: so my fingers are burnt too
Stranger 2: you just need to wear a full body flame resistant suit
Stranger 1: Clearly
Stranger 2: solution
Stranger 1: I must have angered the god Hephaestus today
Stranger 2: psh obviously!
Stranger 2: you no wanna get dat dude on your bad side!
Stranger 1: he'll get all those craftsmen artisans, blacksmiths, and fires against you!
Stranger 1: volcanoes, too!
Stranger 2: someone's learning about greek mythology
Stranger 1: I did last year
Stranger 1: Greek and Roman for my Latin class
Stranger 2: isn't it the best???
Stranger 2: i loove it!
Stranger 1: It's interesting, no doubt

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Stranger 1: This question is dumb as F***.
Stranger 2: i have been in san fransisco
Stranger 2: beautiful city
Stranger 2: in fact one of if not the prettiest city i have been to

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Stranger 2: becaue San Fran is the shit.
Stranger 1: def better than hips*** portland

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Stranger 1: cuz he didn't like portland?

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Stranger 1: b/c he wants to be with all the homo's in San Fran

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Stranger 1: because Oregon is a s***hole?
Stranger 2: Depends on his opinion
Stranger 2: Maybe he wanted to live on San fran
Stranger 1: seems like a sensible decision in that case
Stranger 1: question asker should think these things through before expecting us to fix his life.

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Stranger 1: He hates you

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Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: I live there...
Stranger 1: i dont
Stranger 2: San Francisco is fun though
Stranger 1: I bet
Stranger 2: More fun than gay a** Portland
Stranger 1: earthquakes

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Stranger 2: Cause California is cooler

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Stranger 1: Maybe he liked the school in San Fran better than in Portland idk

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Stranger 2: He probably wanted to get away from the hipster capitol of the world

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Stranger 1: okay..
Stranger 2: maybe hes gay
Stranger 1: what is the problem
Stranger 2: not that theres anything wrong with that
Stranger 1: I know, but i dont understand whats wrong with going to san francisco
Stranger 1: like theres good food, nightlife
Stranger 1: and portland..
Stranger 2: nothing but its kind of a stuck up place where eveything is over prices
Stranger 1: no niglifeht

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Stranger 2: because he's gay

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Stranger 2: Perhaps he hated his city.
Stranger 2: Perhaps he hated his family
Stranger 2: Perhaps, he felt persecuted by people who hated furries.
Stranger 2: Therefore, he moved to San Fran for more furry freedom.
Stranger 1: ^why did you leave your town then?

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Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: haha i guess he wanted to go there
Stranger 2: Do you not get along with him?
Stranger 2: Maybe he preferred the education there
Stranger 1: Things just happen, people move for college all the time
Stranger 2: Yeah, I plan on going to VA from MS

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Stranger 1: san fran's awesome

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Stranger 1: he saw oppurtibities
Stranger 2: Sf is cool
Stranger 1: *opportunities
Stranger 2: There plenty of comoanys

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Stranger 1: He wants an adventure!
Stranger 2: because why not san francisco?

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Stranger 2: because
Stranger 2: the ponies
Stranger 2: are

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Stranger 2: Why not. Jelly?
Stranger 1: Cause he's a faggot.
Stranger 2: Another jelly person I see.
Stranger 1: N**** please.
Stranger 2: Must suck to be jealous of everyone.
Stranger 2: Mommy not love you enough.
Stranger 1: Well to defend the faggot, I would want to get out of Portland also.

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Stranger 1: san fran is cool!
Stranger 1: thats why!

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Stranger 1: ­čś│
Stranger 2: why does it matter tho
Stranger 1: Wow
Stranger 1: Lol true that
Stranger 2: maybe oregon colleges didnt have what he wanted to major in
Stranger 1: True true
Stranger 1: Or there was his gf there or something else
Stranger 1: U never know

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Stranger 1: I don't see what's the problem.
Stranger 1: 1st) Maybe he's gay.
Stranger 2: ny do i.
Stranger 1: 2nd) San Francisco is an awesome city.
Stranger 2: portland is awesome if you're from the 90s.
Stranger 2: which i am.
Stranger 1: Yeah..
Stranger 1: We all saw portlandia
Stranger 2: i saw portland efore i saw that shitty show.
Stranger 1: Get out of the closet.
Stranger 1: Fag
Stranger 2: i'm out
Stranger 2: but okay.
Stranger 1: go back inside then
Stranger 1: Fairy
Stranger 2: i'm in
Stranger 2: what now?
Stranger 1: Nothin
Stranger 1: Just stop being a hipster.
Stranger 1: In the "been there done that " sorta way.
Stranger 2: alright
Stranger 2: i promise
Stranger 1: "Oh portland is cool if youre stuck in the 90's"
Stranger 2: i just came on your face.
Stranger 2: and it was awesome.

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Stranger 2: San Francisco is great.
Stranger 2: it's were I was born.
Stranger 1: It is.
Stranger 2: I live across the bay.
Stranger 2: F*** Portland, SF is great.

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Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: hmmmm
Stranger 2: oooooo
Stranger 2: is this what you want?
Stranger 2: cause everybody acts without a clue
Stranger 2: every little kdss and grin you gave
Stranger 1: f*** me

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Stranger 2: SF is a metropolitan city
Stranger 1: this really isn't that unrealistic
Stranger 2: maybe he wants to experience that type of environment

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Stranger 2: Ucsf or sfsu
Stranger 2: ???

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From what I've got, it seems that Max would move to San Francisco because Portland has bad weather, and that there's a major he can't get in Portland. I'm still confused. Max was a businessman, so he probably would want to attend some business major. It turns out that there's also a business-related college in Portland. This remains to raise questions. 


Not only that, though highly unlikely, other people suggest that he's gay or wanted to smoke weed. That's hilarious in my opinion, because Max is heterosexual as he is married with a female named Karen.

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