Sunday, July 1, 2012

How the Public See New Dynamic English

New Dynamic English is an English-learning software. It's also adapted into a radio show. However, not everyone knows this. Let's see what people from Omegle think about this.


Stranger 2: what..?
Stranger 2: New dynamic english?
Stranger 1: I have no Idea
Stranger 2: you mean like
Stranger 2: how the stupid wiggers talk?
Stranger 1: vhat.
Stranger 2: like un-educated black people?
Stranger 2: because saying nigger is viewed as racist/
Stranger 1: I know. I live in america. Its bad to talk about black people but its okay to talk bad about whites.
Stranger 1: Ps I'm white -.-
Stranger 2: the way a view it
Stranger 2: not are black people are n*****s
Stranger 1: I know that.
Stranger 2: shouldnt be a racist term
Stranger 1: Its meant to be racist. Like c***. thats racist to.
Stranger 2: how is a c*** racist?
Stranger 1: its a long story
Stranger 2: last time i checked it means vagina
Stranger 1: well yes. but its like sexist also
Stranger 2: sexist isnt racist
Stranger 1: I know...
Stranger 1: how did we start this
Stranger 1: I gtg bye

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Stranger 2: garbage
Stranger 1: Ur mom thinks is awesome
Stranger 1: I do too

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Stranger 2: I think it pisses me off.
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 1: pq?
Stranger 1: so...
Stranger 1: hey!
Stranger 1: im david
Stranger 1: hey!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Stranger 2: dont care

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Stranger 2: gay
Stranger 1: WHAT IS THAT
Stranger 2: gay and stupid
Stranger 1: Ebonics>
Stranger 2: niggers
Stranger 2: gay niggers
Stranger 1: YO NIGGA WE FINNA GET CRAY IN DIS BITCH'
Stranger 2: gay and stupid niggers

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Stranger 1: who
Stranger 2: It ist terrible
Stranger 2: Vait vhat ist new dynamic english
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 2: Neither du i

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Stranger 1: new dynamic english?
Stranger 2: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT MY NAME IS PINKIE SO PARTY MAYBE
Stranger 1: bye
Stranger 2: bye

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Stranger 2: Gay

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Stranger 2: whats that?
Stranger 1: Dunno

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Stranger 1: go f*** a moose
Stranger 1: in canada
Stranger 2: I like moose.
Stranger 1: jared padalecki
Stranger 1: hahahahahaha
Stranger 2: My name is Jared...
Stranger 1: u watch spn?
Stranger 2: No, should i?
Stranger 1: YES.
Stranger 1: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON.

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Stranger 1: i live there

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Stranger 2: i fookin luv it
Stranger 1: I haven't been exposed to it.
Stranger 2: Either what is it

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… … … … … … …„*-,:;:;:::(::::`””*\:/
… … … … … …_„-“`”*•„::::::`:::::::::/..„„_... YO MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I’M
… … … … ...„•*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-„:::„-„_„*..{;;;|::”-„… GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THIS
… … … … „*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*„/… … ..\-“:::::*„… … QUESTION IS THE WORST EVER.
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Stranger 2: I luv english
Stranger 2: English:)
Stranger 1: Well

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Stranger 1: Wtf is that?
Stranger 2: this is america..
Stranger 2: we speak american..

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Stranger 1: bad
Stranger 2: the fuck?
Stranger 1: thats what he means
Stranger 2: i will murder who ever came up with the idea of giving that a name

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Stranger 2: I think f*** jews

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Stranger 1: lol what?
Stranger 2: what's dat?
Stranger 1: no kidding

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Stranger 1: Newspeak?
Stranger 2: uh?

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Stranger 1: no clue what it is

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Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 2: i dont even

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Stranger 2: The who what?
Stranger 2: I have not heard of this.
Stranger 1: neither
Stranger 2: Is this a new way to speak English?

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Stranger 1: i don't
Stranger 2: same here

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Stranger 2: uh
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: maens slang
Stranger 2: it's a learning system right
Stranger 1: if i am right
Stranger 2: nah i'm pretty sure it's a learning system, for learning english
Stranger 1: lol not a learning system u blond
Stranger 2: or maybe it's also slang
Stranger 1: i shall google
Stranger 2: you blond?
Stranger 1: ah it is
Stranger 2:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger 1: a new class
Stranger 1: sounds stupenduously dumb though
Stranger 2: you sound stupendously dumb
Stranger 1: award winning it seems
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: right on
Stranger 1: tell me exactly how a car motor works
Stranger 1: inertion
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 1: osmosis?
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: c'mon

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Stranger 1: ew

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Stranger 2: That exists?
Stranger 1: What is new dynamic english
Stranger 1: Probably the bullshit 'text' language these kids do
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: And they want to justify trying to integrate it into "normal" writing
Stranger 2: That won't happen
Stranger 1: So they say it is a new "language"
Stranger 1: Eventhough they are just lazy
Stranger 1: Go google kids using text language in school papers
Stranger 1: It happens
Stranger 2: ever read 1984?
Stranger 2: kinda has something similar to that
Stranger 2: interesting concept
Stranger 2: but fatal to humanity
Stranger 1: Sad thing is, if you wanted to make the point for the text language, you could argue it because language has and Alwas will evolve
Stranger 1: Yeah, doublespeak or whatever th caled it
Stranger 1: I didn't make that connection until now... But it is not the government who is shortening the language
Stranger 2: Are you an english teacher?
Stranger 1: It is the citizens
Stranger 1: They are suppressing themselves
Stranger 1: No but I Did stay at a holiday inn express last night
Stranger 2: What does that have to do with anything?!
Stranger 1:EEEVVVVVEEERERYYYYTTTHHIINNGGGG
Stranger 1: Nice connection between the 1984 language and txt, that is really interesting
Stranger 2: thanks.
Stranger 1: Are you in hs where you are reading that?
Stranger 1: If you are you could write a whole paper on that one idea
Stranger 2: im gonna be a senior, and im reading it on my own free will.
Stranger 1: Nice that's awesome
Stranger 1: 1984 was my favorite book in hs and is still one of my favorite books

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Stranger 2: wtf\
Stranger 1: i dont even know what that is
Stranger 2: me neither
Stranger 1: haha well
Stranger 1: google might aha
Stranger 2: brb
Stranger 2: I GOOGLE
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: I THINK ITS A CLASS THAT TEACHES PEOPLE ENGLISH
Stranger 2: ..
Stranger 2: wtf
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 1: well it doesnt do a great job
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: I MEAN'LUUK @ MII
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: IMA GR8 EGGZAMPLE
Stranger 2: OV DER WURK
Stranger 1: lmfao
Stranger 2: soo
Stranger 2: ANYHOOOOOOO
Stranger 2: f*** i b tireeddddddddddd
Stranger 2: NIGHT Y'ALLLLL
Stranger 2: i liek talkin liek deez

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Stranger 2: Who?
Stranger 1: what is that
Stranger 2: Less stiff bristish people?
Stranger 1: look it up on google stranger
Stranger 1: so i dont have to
Stranger 2: mo
Stranger 2:moooooooooooooooooo
Stranger 2:mooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger 2: moooooooooooo

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Stranger 1: Er
Stranger 1: Never heard of it

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Stranger 2: better education
Stranger 1: yep

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Stranger 2: what i think is
Stranger 2: WTF IS IT
Stranger 1: its gay?
Stranger 1: i guess
Stranger 2: this is the first i've herd about it
Stranger 1: same

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Stranger 2: wtf is that
Stranger 1: i think that is a word that i don't understand
Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 2: lol me either
Stranger 1: but i would assume that it's slang
Stranger 2: so stranger what kind of question was u lookin for lol
Stranger 1: i don't konw
Stranger 1: but i was asked quiet a few interesting ones
Stranger 2: ahh we always know but don't always want to admit it
Stranger 2: shoot. then
Stranger 1: well then

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Stranger 2: what is it
Stranger 2: looks like bs

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Stranger 2: I... Actually don't know what it is.
Stranger 1: I'm looking it up.
Stranger 1: apparently, it's a language learning program
Stranger 2: Oh, I speak native English. If it was in Japanese, I could use it.
Stranger 1: Yeah, same here. I've been putting off learning Japanese for a while.
Stranger 2: It's one of my classes. I go to an ISSN School

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Stranger 1: hate it.
Stranger 2: ttly awsm
Stranger 1: lol idk what it is.

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Stranger 2: it good
Stranger 1: it's much newer than ODE, imo

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Stranger 2: idk what that is
Stranger 2: but it's new
Stranger 2: so i don't like it
Stranger 1: hahaha
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: great answer
Stranger 2: thanks

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Stranger 2: It sucks
Stranger 1: What is up with these questions. I dont know what this is.

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Stranger 1: Newspeak'
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Probably, yes.
Stranger 1: I think it's doubleplusgood
Stranger 2: I honestly think it' triple plus good
Stranger 1: The minispeak will be delighted
Stranger 2: I know they will, I've seen it happen myself.
Stranger 1: This happened thanks to Big Brother

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Stranger 2: it sucks

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Stranger 2: Engrish
Stranger 1: Define.

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Stranger 1: I've never heard of it.
Stranger 2: err
Stranger 1: Let me Google it.
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: get it stranger?
Stranger 1: New Dynamic English is a course which teaches foreign adults to learn English fluently. It is part of the DynEd courseware, created by DynEd International. This course features two recurring characters named Max and Kathy, along with other characters and their own back stories.
Stranger 2: wow
Stranger 1: Us, the two Strangers in the room, obviously speaking English fluently.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: Therefore, I find it safe to assume that we have no experience with this program.
Stranger 2: yah
Stranger 1: Ironic how I mistyped that second-to-last sentence.
Stranger 1: obviously speak*
Stranger 2: hahahahah
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 2: im not a nativa speaker
Stranger 2: opps
Stranger 2: native!
Stranger 1: Really?
Stranger 1: What is your mother tounge?
Stranger 1: tongue*
Stranger 2: well...guess
Stranger 1: Chinese.
Stranger 2: what a lucky guess
Stranger 1: Was I correct?
Stranger 2: and im sure you are right
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: i love english but im good at speaking chinese
Stranger 1: I am fascinated by Chinese culture and the language. It was only natural that Chinese would be my first guess.
Stranger 2: and im sure my english is better than your chinese
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: By far.
Stranger 2: you like chinese culture?
Stranger 1: I am currently scheduled to attend Chinese 3 next year.
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 2: ohh
Stranger 2: good for you!
Stranger 1: Thank you.
Stranger 2: are you american?
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 2: form which state?
Stranger 1: Virginia.
Stranger 2: oh nice
Stranger 2: chinese 3? wats that
Stranger 1: It is the third course in the Chinese class.
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: like us, "english 4 level"
Stranger 1: Correct.
Stranger 2: that`s fun!
Stranger 1: I agree!
Stranger 2: you are the first people i met in here who can speak chinese!
Stranger 2: 你好!
Stranger 1: Well, I am not surprised. Most Strangers here are American.
Stranger 2: yah
Stranger 1: 您好!
Stranger 2: 哈哈
Stranger 2: 你好厉害!
Stranger 1: 哈有什么意思?
Stranger 2: 幸会幸会!
Stranger 2: 哈哈=hahah
Stranger 1: Ah.

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OK, that's all. I'm getting bored.

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