Wednesday, May 18, 2011

SpongeBob vs. Phineas and Ferb

I interview with people via Omegle if they would prefer SpongeBob SquarePants or Phineas and Ferb. Hilarity ensues. I'm gonna put it here for analysis. You could read it for analysis too. Or maybe you could just read this for fun. Enjoy!

DIALOGUE NO. 1

You: OK, as a stranger, I will ask you. Do you prefer SpongeBob or Phineas and Ferb?
Stranger: Phineas and ferb definitely.
You: Why? What made you choose Phineas and Ferb over SpongeBob?
Stranger: Spongebob was something that I kind of grew out of.
Stranger: It's more of a show for people under 13.
You: But isn't SpongeBob for grownups too? You know, for its violence and hidden elements for grownups to enjoy?
Stranger: You could argue that same point for both sides though.
You: Hmm?
Stranger: You know, the violence.
You: What do you refer to when you mention "both sides"?
Stranger: Spongebob and phineas and ferb.
Stranger: All cartoons have violence.
You: Hmm, if you do believe that both of those shows have those elements for adults, why did you say that SpongeBob is more of a kids show that Phineas and Ferb?
Stranger: Holy shit, mind fuck.
Stranger: To be honest, I prefer dragon ball z.
You: OK. You mean "mind fuck" is the reason why SpongeBob is a kids show?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Are you getting this from cleverbot, or something?
You: No. Why did you ask that?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: No reason.
You: So kids would rather watch show that don't make sense than watching shows that make sense, right?
Stranger: You're weird.

DIALOGUE NO. 2

You: Can I ask you something?
Stranger: of course
You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: spongebob
You: Why?
Stranger: so cute
You: What's bad about Phineas and Ferb and what's good about SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: Hhhmm ... Coz I never watch Phines and Ferb before , and I often watch Spongebob ... Sorry for it !!! ^^
You: It's OK, I think it's just because of Phineas and Ferb's lack of publicity. Would you mind watching on YouTube then?
Stranger: oohh ... yeahh , sure
You: OK then. Good for you. I hope you will have fun. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 3

You: Would you prefer SpongeBob SquarePants or Phineas and Ferb?
Stranger: I would prefer SquarePants
You: Why?
Stranger: no reason
Stranger: I just like SquarePants more
Stranger: ; )
You: No reason, don't you? Everything has a reason. Maybe you think that SpongeBob's more interesting?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Weird question though
Stranger: pff.
You: OK then. Thanks for answering. Bye for now.

DIALOGUE NO. 4

You: Would you prefer SpongeBob or Phineas and Ferb?
Stranger: SpongeBob
You: And why?
Stranger: I do not know what it was!
You: You mean you don't know Phineas and Ferb.
You: Right?
Stranger: yes

DIALOGUE NO. 5

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: MMM.... Phineas and Ferb I think... why?
You: I want to ask you why you would prefer Phineas and Ferb over SpongeBob.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14. Why?
Stranger: nothing..
You: So, why would you prefer Phineas and Ferb over SpongeBob?
Stranger: I prefer see children doing things than fish having showers in the sea......

DIALOGUE NO. 6

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: spongebob
You: Why?
Stranger: coz u can squeeze it like a gals booobs
You: Don't get you, but do you mean that you like squeezing SpongeBob?
Stranger: u have boobs.???
Stranger: breasts
You: Uh... I gotta go now. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 7

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: i prefer Sponge Bob!
You: Why?
Stranger: it's been with me since i was 10!
You: You mean you're just more used to SpongeBob than Phineas and Ferb?

DIALOGUE NO. 8

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi asl/
You: 15 f indonesia
You: May I ask you a question?
Stranger: yeah
You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: the first one
You: Why?
Stranger: where do u livfe exactly in Indonesia?
Stranger: live
Stranger: i think its funnier
You: OK. Thank you. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 9 (This one's probably a Phineas fangirl)

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: phineas
You: Why?
Stranger: becaus i like it
You: And why do you like it?
Stranger: it is sexy
You: How could Phineas and Ferb be sexy?
Stranger: hey i m not ur teacher
You: What made you think of that?
Stranger: i didn't understand
You: Seriously, I'm just curious why you think Phineas and Ferb is sexy.
Stranger: i didn.t understand ur ques.i just told phineas
You: And I asked "why do you like it". And you answered "it is sexy". Wouldn't that mean the show's sexy to you?
You: Oh... you mean Phineas is sexy?
Stranger: yeap
You: Oh... I get it now. OK, that's all I need. Thank you.

DIALOGUE NO. 10

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: none
Stranger: of the above
Stranger: lol
You: lol

DIALOGUE NO. 11

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: spongebob definitley. phineas is just an a**hole
You: Why do you think Phineas is an a**hole?
Stranger: hes just a c*** ya know. spongebob is genuine as
You: As what?
Stranger: as genuine gets
You: You mean you don't have a reason why Phineas's a c***?
Stranger: well nto really. hes just not as cool and spongebob
You: OK then. Everyone's opinions are different.

DIALOGUE NO. 12

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: phineas and ferb
You: Why?
Stranger: there funnyer

DIALOGUE NO. 13

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: spongebob
You: Why?
Stranger: i love him
Stranger: cause he's yellow
Stranger: like chinese man
Stranger: or simpsons
You: So it's only because he's yellow?
Stranger: yes and he speaks funny way
Stranger: phineas and ferb are lame asses
You: And why are they lame?
Stranger: look stupid
Stranger: no style
You: Style, as in?
Stranger: and like go to hell phinas and ferb
Stranger: spongebob rules
Stranger: and bigget reason
Stranger: it's not a funny show
Stranger: spongebob is
You: What makes Phineas and Ferb not funny while SpongeBob is?
Stranger: its just not,spongebob being aired so long time and its just supe duper funny without any specific reason,
Stranger: phineas and ferb
Stranger: its like slow suicide
You: Whoa. I appreciate this pretty long discussion. I'll share it to my blog, 1234works.blogspot.com. Good day.

DIALOGUE NO. 14

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: phineas & ferb, spongebob freaks me out :|
You: You're pretty cool since you've given the answer after your choice. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 15

You: hi
Stranger: M or F
You: F
Stranger: if i may ask?
Stranger: is M welcome to you here
Stranger: may i ask location please?
You: May I ask you a question?
You: I'm from Indonesia btw.
Stranger: sure go for it
You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?
Stranger: NJ US here
Stranger: phineas probably
You: Why?
Stranger: may i ask age please or rather not say
?
You: I'm 15.
Stranger: phineas is more sophisticated
Stranger: 21 here
Stranger: want be friends or rather not
?
You: No, I just want to ask the question. Bye!

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