SpongeBob vs. Phineas and Ferb

I interview with people via Omegle if they would prefer SpongeBob SquarePants or Phineas and Ferb. Hilarity ensues. I'm gonna put it here for analysis. You could read it for analysis too. Or maybe you could just read this for fun. Enjoy!

DIALOGUE NO. 1

You: OK, as a stranger, I will ask you. Do you prefer SpongeBob or Phineas and Ferb?

Stranger: Phineas and ferb definitely.

You: Why? What made you choose Phineas and Ferb over SpongeBob?

Stranger: Spongebob was something that I kind of grew out of.

Stranger: It's more of a show for people under 13.

You: But isn't SpongeBob for grownups too? You know, for its violence and hidden elements for grownups to enjoy?

Stranger: You could argue that same point for both sides though.

You: Hmm?

Stranger: You know, the violence.

You: What do you refer to when you mention "both sides"?

Stranger: Spongebob and phineas and ferb.

Stranger: All cartoons have violence.

You: Hmm, if you do believe that both of those shows have those elements for adults, why did you say that SpongeBob is more of a kids show that Phineas and Ferb?

Stranger: Holy shit, mind fuck.

Stranger: To be honest, I prefer dragon ball z.

You: OK. You mean "mind fuck" is the reason why SpongeBob is a kids show?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Are you getting this from cleverbot, or something?

You: No. Why did you ask that?

Stranger: ...

Stranger: No reason.

You: So kids would rather watch show that don't make sense than watching shows that make sense, right?

Stranger: You're weird.

DIALOGUE NO. 2

You: Can I ask you something?

Stranger: of course

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: spongebob

You: Why?

Stranger: so cute

You: What's bad about Phineas and Ferb and what's good about SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: Hhhmm ... Coz I never watch Phines and Ferb before , and I often watch Spongebob ... Sorry for it !!! ^^

You: It's OK, I think it's just because of Phineas and Ferb's lack of publicity. Would you mind watching on YouTube then?

Stranger: oohh ... yeahh , sure

You: OK then. Good for you. I hope you will have fun. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 3

You: Would you prefer SpongeBob SquarePants or Phineas and Ferb?

Stranger: I would prefer SquarePants

You: Why?

Stranger: no reason

Stranger: I just like SquarePants more

Stranger: ; )

You: No reason, don't you? Everything has a reason. Maybe you think that SpongeBob's more interesting?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Weird question though

Stranger: pff.

You: OK then. Thanks for answering. Bye for now.

DIALOGUE NO. 4

You: Would you prefer SpongeBob or Phineas and Ferb?

Stranger: SpongeBob

You: And why?

Stranger: I do not know what it was!

You: You mean you don't know Phineas and Ferb.

You: Right?

Stranger: yes

DIALOGUE NO. 5

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: MMM.... Phineas and Ferb I think... why?

You: I want to ask you why you would prefer Phineas and Ferb over SpongeBob.

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 14. Why?

Stranger: nothing..

You: So, why would you prefer Phineas and Ferb over SpongeBob?

Stranger: I prefer see children doing things than fish having showers in the sea......

DIALOGUE NO. 6

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: spongebob

You: Why?

Stranger: coz u can squeeze it like a gals booobs

You: Don't get you, but do you mean that you like squeezing SpongeBob?

Stranger: u have boobs.???

Stranger: breasts

You: Uh... I gotta go now. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 7

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: i prefer Sponge Bob!

You: Why?

Stranger: it's been with me since i was 10!

You: You mean you're just more used to SpongeBob than Phineas and Ferb?

DIALOGUE NO. 8

You: Hi.

Stranger: hi asl/

You: 15 f indonesia

You: May I ask you a question?

Stranger: yeah

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: the first one

You: Why?

Stranger: where do u livfe exactly in Indonesia?

Stranger: live

Stranger: i think its funnier

You: OK. Thank you. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 9 (This one's probably a Phineas fangirl)

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: phineas

You: Why?

Stranger: becaus i like it

You: And why do you like it?

Stranger: it is sexy

You: How could Phineas and Ferb be sexy?

Stranger: hey i m not ur teacher

You: What made you think of that?

Stranger: i didn't understand

You: Seriously, I'm just curious why you think Phineas and Ferb is sexy.

Stranger: i didn.t understand ur ques.i just told phineas

You: And I asked "why do you like it". And you answered "it is sexy". Wouldn't that mean the show's sexy to you?

You: Oh... you mean Phineas is sexy?

Stranger: yeap

You: Oh... I get it now. OK, that's all I need. Thank you.

DIALOGUE NO. 10

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: none

Stranger: of the above

Stranger: lol

You: lol

DIALOGUE NO. 11

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: spongebob definitley. phineas is just an a**hole

You: Why do you think Phineas is an a**hole?

Stranger: hes just a c*** ya know. spongebob is genuine as

You: As what?

Stranger: as genuine gets

You: You mean you don't have a reason why Phineas's a c***?

Stranger: well nto really. hes just not as cool and spongebob

You: OK then. Everyone's opinions are different.

DIALOGUE NO. 12

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: phineas and ferb

You: Why?

Stranger: there funnyer

DIALOGUE NO. 13

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: spongebob

You: Why?

Stranger: i love him

Stranger: cause he's yellow

Stranger: like chinese man

Stranger: or simpsons

You: So it's only because he's yellow?

Stranger: yes and he speaks funny way

Stranger: phineas and ferb are lame asses

You: And why are they lame?

Stranger: look stupid

Stranger: no style

You: Style, as in?

Stranger: and like go to hell phinas and ferb

Stranger: spongebob rules

Stranger: and bigget reason

Stranger: it's not a funny show

Stranger: spongebob is

You: What makes Phineas and Ferb not funny while SpongeBob is?

Stranger: its just not,spongebob being aired so long time and its just supe duper funny without any specific reason,

Stranger: phineas and ferb

Stranger: its like slow suicide

You: Whoa. I appreciate this pretty long discussion. I'll share it to my blog, 1234works.blogspot.com. Good day.

DIALOGUE NO. 14

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: phineas & ferb, spongebob freaks me out :|

You: You're pretty cool since you've given the answer after your choice. Bye.

DIALOGUE NO. 15

You: hi

Stranger: M or F

You: F

Stranger: if i may ask?

Stranger: is M welcome to you here

Stranger: may i ask location please?

You: May I ask you a question?

You: I'm from Indonesia btw.

Stranger: sure go for it

You: Would you prefer Phineas and Ferb or SpongeBob SquarePants?

Stranger: NJ US here

Stranger: phineas probably

You: Why?

Stranger: may i ask age please or rather not say
?

You: I'm 15.

Stranger: phineas is more sophisticated

Stranger: 21 here

Stranger: want be friends or rather not
?

You: No, I just want to ask the question. Bye!